I just wanted to re-affirm with everybody that reads this that a 6'2 Reggie does not fit well into a Mazda Miata.

That is all.

So apparently red wine can make me consistently buzzed.
That or my secondary home/favoritest bar in the whole world Penny Lane.

It's probably just a combination of the two.

Point of this post:
Mini-churros from Jack In the Box still taste a-MAZE-ing.
Even if you're on the crapper realizing you ate too much the day before.

Seriously?
That was the life defining moment of this blurb?
Well, no.
I just wanted to let you know that more posts were on the way.
I just need to finish editing the pieces.

Take care, happy holidays, stay out of jail, an' all that other good stuff peeps.

For your reading pleasure, things I would never add to an online dating profile.
Unless my intent was to confuse/scare people away.

About me:
Single, bigger then the average Asian penis seeks playmate for bedtime stories and/or late-night activities.
Must be a woman or at least look like one after intense alcohol intake.

Ideal first date:
Lying topless on the couch, counting each others chest hairs.

I'm getting lots of hits w/ my actual dating profile.
Problem I'm finding is that the ones I share a definite interest in happen to live at a distance that some would consider booty call status.
The gas used would probably end up costing more then condoms.

If only I was into casual sex.

Wouldn't it be nice if the ladies that used the word "Sexy" in their profile name actually were.
Tricky, tricky.